MTV European Music Awards Fug: Beyonce AND Leona Lewis

I always speak too soon. I put up photos of people on the red carpet — like Beyonce yesterday, and Leona today — and then I see that they changed their clothes for the performance portion of the evening. It happens ALL THE TIME and yet I always forget. I am like Jessica Simpson with boys who are guaranteed to break her heart: I NEVER LEARN.

First up: Beyonce’s stage attire.
 

You know, it’s… well, it’s Beyonce in lingerie. It’s not the weirdest thing she’s ever worn, nor is it particularly inspired. I guess I just wish she weren’t being quite so Christina Aguilera about it all. We’ve been there. We’ve seen that. It was dirrrrty. Move along.

I didn’t know the Wicked Witch of the West had come out with an album inspired by that accursed tornado that dropped a house on her sister, and brought the instrument of her temporary destruction to Oz. What a great way to raise funds to get that monkey army started again.