So it's come to this: pleather bike shorts with lace stockings. She's still dating Brody Jenner, right? He's basically a Kardashian -- you'd think he'd have stopped this. Wait, no, never mind. I would not be at all surprised to see Kim wearing this for a kompaniable hike in Runyon Kanyon with her fiance Kris and her mother Kris and whatever kreepy psychological inferences we want to make about that.