My Fug

Remember cute little Anna Chlumsky, from the Macaulay Culkin super-weeper, My Girl? I didn’t either, until I found out that she’s back:

Those shoes are making ME go into anaphylactic shock. I mean, I’m sure they’re perfect if you’re wearing them with trousers and dashing for the subway, or doing them with jeans and going into casual Friday at your really-not-that-casual job, or pairing them with a pencil skirt and running from a serial killer, but I can’t figure out why anyone would choose to wear dowdy-ish black pumps with a whimsical white summer dress-thing when it’s like ninety thousand humid degrees outside. Not to mention the fact that one of them appears to have a hole over the toe. I mean, I’m as big a fan of the peep-toe as anyone, but — like tattoos or your pap smear — that’s so not something you ought to DIY.