My Fug Don’t Cost a Thing


In a desperate attempt to outrun the paparazzi, Jennifer Lopez cut through neighbor Rue McClanahan’s back yard, becoming inextricably entangled in the older woman’s guest room curtains, which had been hung on her clothesline to dry:

Late for a premiere, Ms Lopez allegedly said, “Eh, screw it,” and just cinched it.

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Comments (7):

  1. Darla

    And the heavy black go-go boots cutting off her legs just below the knee really make it work, right? Right?

  2. Fulano De Tal

    Mamita:
    Te AMO aunque no estes vestida!!!!!

  3. avalonn

    Fugging on purpose for attention. Publicity whore that she is. GO AWAY!!

  4. Derella

    Rue McClanahan is spicey. J Lo is over…

  5. Silvia

    J.Lo..u have big thighs, you’re short… why would you wear such a “dress”?

  6. supri

    Now I love me some La Lopez – “big” thighs, Versace dress, stupid movies, and all – but that shirt-dress thing is heeeedeous. I don’t even think Fabio would dig that for his latest cover.

  7. Ella

    I was just watching Gone With The Wind. That thing looks like Scarlett’s barbeque dress after a bayonet enocounter.