Remember that Sweet Valley High book where Elizabeth gets in the motorcycle accident and ends up in a coma and when she comes out of it, she thinks she’s Jessica and so she acts all slutty and difficult and almost sleeps with Bruce Pattman — even going so far as to let him touch her boob! — until, right before she gives it up to Bruce, she drunkenly rolls over and conks her head on the coffee table, and that knocks the Elizabeth back into her?
I think that’s what’s happened to Hilary Duff:
Except, for “Jessica,” read “Avril Lavigne.” And, as clearly demonstrated by the photo above, Hilary/Elizabeth has not yet slammed her head against any furniture. So, by my calculations, this means that Hilary is about 15 minutes away from letting that kid from Good Charlotte grab her left breast.
Paparazzi, remain vigilant!
Comments (11):
Not to be a nerdy stickler, but it’s Patman with one “t”. 1BRUCE1 would not have it any other way.
POSER POSER POSER
OH. GAWD.
I actually DO remember reading that exact SVH book.
You guys are completely right. It jsut confuses why she is dressed as a punk rocker if she’s singign about cacoons.
Fly hilary.
fly.
~catinka
gawd, she almost blends in with the background!
When you have the textbook definition of cankles, you really shouldn’t highlight them with skin-tight capris. And get some sun. Glaring white is NOT slimming.
Ha-ha, you said cankles, ha ha. It’s a funny word.
She and her sister have rather horsey faces. And I apologize to all horse lovers for that remark. You know what I mean.
Cankles, snort. What a funny word!
Shit man. I totally DO remember that book. And what a perfect analogy! Rock on.
“gawd, she almost blends in with the background!”
I think thats a good thing considering her outfit..
I’m 31 and I still own that book. Is that wrong?
yeah, i think she just woke up one day, said “how ’bout i wear all black so nobody can see me. Then i can just turn on the pre-recorded music that i lipsync to, go to the back stage door, and hop on my motorcycle ride away into the sunset with Ryan Michael Beckham (have you seen that photo? if you haven’t, scroll down the page!!!!)