Britney Spears is so right. I am sorry that I don’t have what she has. To wit:
What girl doesn’t dream of a marrying a David Silver lookalike who actually purchases — and wears! In public! — a trucker cap that reads “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”?
I think I speak for all of humanity when I beg you, Kevin, to put the cock away.
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Comments (5):
The dog is sooooooooooooooooo cute&lovely!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty puppy….. I wish i had one just like that!!!!
That said, I hate kevin f. he’s …..hideous
I think I speak for all of humanity when I beg you, Kevin, to put the cock away.
My goodness, yes. The makers of Cletus’s ever-so-droll hat had no way of knowing that Little Cletus is equipped with its own set of razor-sharp teeth. Fuggerline’s a lot like the creature from Alien, but slimier.
Kevin! Dude! Put that cock away! You’ve already got enough bastard children! And they’re lucky to have you OUT of their lives!
That dog is so cute! what breed is it? I want one!!!
But the dog seems to be enjoying the ride. ^^