My Cousin Fugly

One of the comments on this piece about Whitney Port wisely pointed out that she looked as though her dress had gotten caught in her underwear. And that is all I can think of, everytime I look at this picture of Marisa Tomei:

“Don’t look so smug, Tomei. Your skirt is currently making sweet love to your Spanx and when you discover their indiscretions, you are going to be soooo embarrassed.”