National Lampoon’s Pledge Fug!

Just when I thought Paris Hilton could get no more understated, no more demure, no classier:

[Photo: Mavrixonline.com]

Clearly, she’s coming from a performance of her new ballet, Sleeping Around Beauty. I hear it’s transcendent.

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