I actually love Rihanna's short haircut, and it's a mark of how great it is that she could wear crazy pants and I don't even pay attention. My resolution for her here is pretty obvious. A poster recently berated Jessica and I for not understanding Kristen Stewart's clothes, dissed our books, and then closed with, "RETHINK YOUR LIFE." We were tickled, and have been so excited to borrow that; I think this is the perfect debut place for it. Even her face in the righthand picture seems to say, "Holy shit, AM I REALLY DOING THIS? RETHINK YOUR LIFE," and let's all pray that's accurate.