New York Fugshion Week: Day 7

We were already sad that Fashion Week is almost over (we’ll be back to posting regularly on Friday). And then the rain came, like giant dirty tears from the sky. Maybe God was crying in anticipation of J Lo’s runway show, which was apocalyptic in its own way. More on that tomorrow (sadly, no one wore fur hotpants, or a cardboard box for a hat. Also, no mink eyelashes were sighted on people who were not us).

But for now:

• John Varvatos presents a show with a sobering, spectacular view and also: lots of dudes.
• LeAnn Rimes is such a pretty girl. Why does she wear so much makeup? Also, get that hair out of your face, and stand up straight, young lady.
• Donna freaking Martin makes an appearance. Now if we could only track down Brenda…
• It turns out Julianne Moore, whilst always lovely, is best as a redhead, much like Anne Shirley.