New York Fugshion Week: Day Eight

All of Fashion Week was fun, but few things will match the experience of seeing this man in the flesh at a  show:

I wonder how Wilmer Valderrama felt, sitting quietly as he did in his seat before Federline arrived, having read the name on the chair next to his and therefore knowing what was coming. Hopefully this conversation does not involve Kevin giving Wilmer tips on how to apply that wimpy little mohawk to his own head. And yes, for the record, K-Fed totally changed his suit in the 15 minutes between the end of Sean Jean and the time he showed up at Marc Jacobs. I can’t wait until this clothes-conscious step in his evolution ultimately takes him straight down Elton John Blvd. to wearing outrageous jumpsuits and other crazy crap. Hey, it beats saucy trucker hats.

• At Donna Karan, Susan Sarandon showed those plastic-faced actresses how it should be done.
• We were standing two feet from K-Fedat Sean John and we didn’t once want to smack him! Well, maybe because of that awful hair. But otherwise, we must really be okay with him now.
• And finally, our wrap-up post, including bits and pieces we couldn’t fit anywhere else and our disappointment that J.Lo didn’t show up at ex Sean Combs’ fashion show. Tell me that wouldn’t have been dramatic.