New York Fugshion Week: Days Six and Seven

You know, it looks like we might get out of this city without an arctic blast, after all. We were afraid to hope.

This woman is afraid of nothing.

I would be afraid, for instance, of: Diet Coke, marinara, city grime, potato chips, fruit, energy bars… pretty much anything. It takes a lot of guts to wear that much glaring white. Of course, it also takes guts to wear high-waisted jodhpur-like pants. With a belly shirt. I’m pretty sure they stuck poor Tiffani Thiessen in stuff like this both on Saved By The Bell AND on Beverly Hills, 90210, and so all Ali’s really done here is a) look really dated, and b) remind us of an actress we like a whole lot more. Also, I can’t figure out why Ali Larter wears so much white — she does it with dresses, too, and it’s not that flattering to her skin tone. I suspect this all began with Varsity Blues, when she wore that whipped-cream bikini and decided to make that her style inspiration for the rest of her life.

• Also, Ali Larter acted sort of rude at Calvin Klein.
• Poor Vincent Gallo — no, really, we just said “poor Vincent Gallo” — might’ve gotten quietly dissed by a little girl at Anna Sui.
• Thank God for Mariska Hargitay, or else we’d have had nothing to file from Vera Wang.
• We had a total fangirl geek-out moment at Cynthia Rowley… over Lindsay Price. Yeah, we know. But she was REALLY CUTE on 90210! Believe!
• Tommy Hilfiger’s show brought us to our knees. For real.