New Fug Minute


ASHLEY OLSEN: I’m bored.

MARY-KATE OLSEN: Me too.

ASHLEY: We look basically normal.

MARY-KATE. I know. Snooze.

ASHLEY: I mean, your shoulder pads made you look a little bit like Uncle Fester. I guess.

MARY-KATE: Not enough.

ASHLEY: And I guess I’m sort of wearing a sack?

MARY-KATE: Barely.

ASHLEY: Basically, we look like two totally regular, kind of stylish, normal college girls.

MARY-KATE: I know. It’s so upsetting.

ASHLEY: What’s wrong with us?

MARY-KATE: We just have to try harder next time.

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