Nicole Fugzinger

Oct 3, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Here is one of the reasons I don’t get this whole aesthetic: If you want to wear an LBD so badly, just WEAR ONE.

This is like hanging sheer drapes over the window and then being all, “Okay, the windows are covered; let’s make like R. Kelly and have sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. Yeah.” It’s a technicality, and not even really an attractive or stylish one. Just a very depressed doily, which will be all the sadder about its life once it succumbs to the R. Kelly earworm I just planted. Call us even.

[Photo: WENN]

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  1. 2:22 pm on 10/03/12
    Mongerel
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    Fusty, itchy, and awkward (the dress – the lady herself looks radiant).

  2. 2:31 pm on 10/03/12
    vandalfan
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    If only the lining went down all the way to the lace hem, I could forgive this. Well, almost. (And it kind of looks like she is holding the trunk of a very stylish elephant.)

  3. 3:21 pm on 10/03/12
    mary lou bethune
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    She is so lovely and the dress is fine but imagine her in something like that white dress that Solange was wearing some time ago… gorgeous.

  4. 5:17 pm on 10/03/12
    Carol
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    This is essentially my year 10 formal (that’s Aussie for prom, darlings) dress. I am slightly depressed now lol

  5. 7:06 pm on 10/03/12
    Shiitake
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    Really an unfortunate choice.

  6. 7:21 pm on 10/06/12
    Lily1214
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    Here we go again with that black, see-through lace that flatters no one.