No, Go Fug YOURself

Dear Readers,

Happy Valentine’s Day! Are you sitting at your desk right now thinking, “Wait, what? It’s Valentine’s Day? TODAY? DAMN IT!”  Well, if we may offer a suggestion, nothing says “Ooh, baby, I love your way” like a book about people in really hideous outfits:

You can totally get it at A Bookseller Near You on the way home, and it goes beautifully with flowers (or chocolates; one reader e-mailed us already today to let us know her divine boyfriend gave it to her with a box of Godivas, which is smooth-like-Intern-George).

On the other hand, if you’re single this year, what better way to remind yourself how gross other people are than said book? You know it’s true. We promise that it will make you feel thusly:

And now back to your regularly scheduled fugging, with 100% less self-promotion. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love,

The Fug Girls