NY Fug.com: 2012 Emmy Superlatives

In which we call out such important winners as The Best Break-Up Cleavage and the Saddest Hair, and note of someone….:

“It was just illusory enough to be sexy, yet elaborate enough that we knew there was no threat of nipple. Besides, “Threat of Nipple” really only works as the name for the band we just decided to start.”

You’ll never know which dress that was referring to until you read the whole glorious shebang at The Cut!