NY Fug.com: In Praise of the Secret Celebrity Wedding

Whoops, I totally forgot to write this post. PRETEND IT WENT UP EARLIER! What did we chat about on NY Mag.com, you ask? Just read the title of this post, my friends!

“You’d think that our national legion of fame whores would be allergic
to putting even a toe in the shadows, but the number of covert
marriages being unearthed lately — most recent: Claire Danes, of all people — indicates that hush-hush is a hotter trend even than
rompers and sheer skirts. Secret weddings officially are the new DUIs:
Suddenly, everyone in Hollywood seems to be getting one.”

Don’t believe us? It’s true, and we approve. Read the whole column here, if you dare. (I can’t think why you wouldn’t.)