NY Fug.com: The Hollywood Burglar Bunch Is More Entertaining Than Actual Hollywood Entertainment

I love this story about the teen girl gang who ran a burglary ring for like a year. It’s going to be an AWESOME movie. BUT:

“As juicy as the inevitable movie based on the Hollywood Burglar Bunch
is bound to be, it seems that unless they add a dying sibling whose
brain fog can only be cured by eating the second hand of a purloined
Cartier watch, a dramatized silver-screen send-up wouldn’t hold a
candle to the way it has unfolded in actual fact. Especially when said
facts include the collusion of a guy who calls himself “Johnny Dangerous”

Johnny Dangerous! I want someone to start calling ME that. Read the rest of our take on these terribly juicy shenanigans at NY Mag.com.