NYFug.com: The Painful Desperation of Lilo’s “Labor Pains”

Poor Lilo:

“Remember back in 2006 when [Dina Lohan] fought rumors of Lindsay’s on-set unprofessionalism on Georgia Rule
by swearing she’d win an Oscar for it? Yeah, that didn’t happen:
Critically reviled, the film asked people to enjoy watching LiLo play a
brat who teased a male naïf into exploring her crotch. No, really. So
maybe it’s no surprise that she signed on to Labor Pains,
despite there being nothing endearing or clever in the plot about a
struggling girl who fakes a pregnancy to keep her job (evidently a
messy ponytail and sensible pants are code for “poor”).”

So. That movie was not good.  Read all about it — and what being in a cable movie means for old Lindsay — over at NY Mag.com.

Seriously. That girl needs someone to fix her. Mel Gibson? I know he’s crazy but it kind of worked for Britney.