NYFug.com: The New ’90210′ Commits the Ultimate Sin: Bad Fashion

So, as you can imagine, we were STOKED about the new 90210. What’s not to love? But judging from the recently released promo for the spin-off/sequel/update/remix/whatever we’re calling it, it’s going to be more of a case of, what’s not to love to hate? First off, the clothes are terrible, albeit in a potentially hilarious way. For another, it already feels deeply boring:

"Not even Tristan Wilds, a.k.a. Michael from The Wire, can
explain why his character is interesting except for "the way he adapts
to Beverly Hills." (Couldn’t he have tossed off something like, "Oh,
just the way he sold a baby for a Dior phone"?) On 90210: Days of Yore,
Emily Valentine slipped drugs into Brandon’s drink, then poured
gasoline on a parade float and threatened arson when he dumped her. You
want this to be appointment television? Give us the sense there’s
something comparable up these people’s designer sleeves."

Join us in predicting what we’re going to hate about the show after a mere 120 seconds of exposure to it over at NY Mag.com!

PS: Just so we’re clear — we’re obviously going to watch it. You know that, right? We haven’t suffered identical head injuries or anything.