NYFug.com: What Will Anna Do?

As you are no doubt aware, dear reader, recently the blogs have been full of speculative gossip that Anna Wintour is getting ready to put down her bob and leave Vogue. While that would surely be a loss, we understand that a girl has to move on eventually, and she’s probably bored of people’s endless Devil Wears Prada jokes by now. But whatever will Bobs-A-Million do with herself, once’s she’s freed from the confines of Conde Nast? We speculate for NY Mag.com:

“If Madonna can write for tots, A-Dubs should be a natural at crafting
stories that convey important morals to our next generation of leaders.
Imagine the semi-autobiographical truths she could pour into, say, Dubbie the Dragon Goes to Couture Week, Bobby and the Rogue Rice Grain, or the especially moving Why Is Mommy Holding Last Season’s Bag?”

That last one is a real tear jerker, let me tell you. If you’re feeling strong, you can read the entire column here.