NYFug.com: Even Without Clooney, Sarah Larson Climbs the Ladder

As you may have heard, our charming and resourceful intern George recently broke up with his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. Sure, there were a few days when our cocktails were salted by his man tears, but Intern George is nothing if not resilient. We are confident that he will find yet another tallish, semi-anonymous brunette to squire within a matter of days. In fact, he’s at the post office now — he could come back with a girlfriend in half an hour. As for Sarah? We’re sure she’s going to be fine. In fact, we figured it out very scientifically:

“Win or lose the Cloons, Larson was still guaranteed to come out ahead.
To illustrate this, we’ll employ a little system we call the Al
Reynolds Scale of Social-Ladder Climbing. Assuming a value of zero
represents Larson’s notoriety prior to hooking up with Himself — back
when she was just a wannabe catwalk queen slinging vodka tonics in the
modeling capital of the world, Las Vegas — let’s see where she ranks
now that she’s gone through the George Clooney tunnel of love and
popped out the other side.”

Please, feel free to check our math at NY Mag.com.