NYFug.com: For Celebs, Some Perspective On Their Problems

Biel, Biel, Biel. In the June issue of Allure, Justin Timberlake’s boring half came out and became yet ANOTHER celebrity to bemoan the crushing agony of being so very, very good-looking. We’re sure Derek Zoolander would be astounded to hear Jessica Biel counts this as a negative, and yet, she insists that having divine DNA is wounding her career. Waaaah:

Any publicist worth the fee could have predicted the ensuing Internet
firestorm from unsympathetic readers who are pretty sure that is not an
actual tragic problem (sample comment:
“Can I throw up now? Boo-freaking-hoo!”). Critics who bewail that
Hollywood is out of touch with the heartland generally get dismissed as
uptight buzzkills, but they have a point: More often than not, celebs’
attempts at proving they’re relatably “real” backfire massively because
they don’t actually know what reality is anymore.

To join us in entreating Biel and other sad delicate flowers to PLEASE GET A GRIP, click on over to read the rest of the column.