NYFug.com: Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single Trailer

Earlier this week, MTV released a new trailer for the upcoming season of The Hills. After several careful viewings, we think we’ve figured out what’s actually going to happen (as opposed to all the awesome, dramatic shenanigans they’re implying will happen):

““What they want us to think: Love blossoms for the only cast member with an actual job … but the guy lives in New York.
What’s really going to happen: The flirtation with the
cardboard male model (they both attended USC — OMG, destiny!) goes
nowhere, because Whitney’s only function is to hang up clothing at
People’s Revolution while quizzing Lauren about her problems.”

Check out the rest of our predictions on NYMag.com. And get ready to roll your eyes: it seems Spencer has grown a goatee.