NYFug.com: ‘Stylista’ Wears Its Awfulness Well

Don’t front. I know you watched Stylista last night. For one thing, it was on right after ANTM. For another, it was on right after ANTM. We watched it, too. And it was kind of AWESOME, in that way that things that are seriously wretched can still be super-entertaining:

“There are major problems, starting with Slowey herself. She and the producers strain to create a Devil Wears Prada
air without a real devil and, possibly, without any real Prada; if they
thought an airy vocal affectation would make Slowey look like an
imperious but brilliant Wintour-in-training, they were sorely mistaken.
For one thing, Anna’s accent does not originate somewhere around the
outer reaches of Upper Fakeola.”

But there’s SO MUCH MORE than just the phony accent. What’s the deal with her walk? How does Joe Zee feel about scarves? Will we actually fly to New York just to stab one of the more annoying cast members? Read on to find out, and comment!