NYFug.com: Summer Heat Means Celebrity Meltdowns

We’re so accustomed to Hollywood’s resident idiots going buck-wild during the summer months — I mean, remember when Paris went to prison and then read her poetry on Larry King? — that we can’t believe it’s so quiet. But, seeing as we’re only halfway through June, it COULD be the calm before the storm. We’ve got a couple young celebs on our meltdown watch list; see if you can guess about whom we wrote this:

He’s become so beside the point these days that even bravely gaining
about 300 pounds yielded him zero press. Where is his sensitive People cover
on which he proclaims that he is proud of his curves? What more does
this guy need to do to get attention — have his own talk show? Wait,
nevermind.

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