NYFug.com: The Aughts Have Not Been Kind to Heather Locklear

As I’m sure you can imagine, Heather and I are very upset by the news that Heather Locklear is having some kind of downward spiral. We LOVE Heather Locklear. And Amanda Woodward doesn’t have downward spirals, she CAUSES them:

“It takes a unique actress to drive her employees to alcoholism and her
fictional boss to hang himself over his desk, yet still have us rooting
for her character (despite doing it all in micro-minis, terrible roots,
and clunky mules). Even Gay Matt probably thought twice about tapping
that.”

So what next? Click through and read the rest of the column on NYMag.com. Do it for Amanda Woodward! She would…well, let’s be honest. She would not do it for you. She would probably chuckle grimly about your issues and then start plotting how best to steal your boyfriend while you were wrongly imprisoned in a mental institution where she had bribed the doctors to give you a semi-unneccessary lobotomy. But do it anyway!