NYFug.com: ‘The City’ Forecast

Don’t kid yourself. You are TOTALLY going to watch The City, that spin-off of The Hills that Whitney’s in. You might not set the TiVo, and you may not watch it regularly, but let’s not lie. There WILL be a day when you’re (a) home sick, (b) stuck in a hotel room on a business trip, (c) confined on house-arrest, and it will be on TV and you will watch it. You might hate yourself for it, but don’t. It happens to the best of us. In fact, just this week, Heather and I watched the preview for it like 500 times, all so that we could make an attempt at predicting what kind of quasi-scripted shenanigans lie ahead for Miss Port:

“Whitney Will Do What She Does Best: And no, we’re not talking about whatever her ostensible job is at Diane Von Furstenberg (we’ll set odds on The Great One actually making a personal appearance at 100:1). On The Hills,
Whitney offered serene head-nodding and vague advice about boys, both
of which dominate her moments here. Just once we want to see her punch
a wall.”

To find out what else we think will happen to old Whitney in the big bad city, read the whole column here. And feel free to comment on who you think the new Spencer is going to be. We’ll be happy as long as the new Spencer is not the old Spencer. Because he WOULD be willing to  play the Evil Genius Villain bi-coastally. You know he would.