NYFug.com: The Teen Idol Is Dead, Long Live the (Reality TV) Teen Idol

We enjoy The Hills as much as the next girls, but we still got way crotchety about all these stupid kids and their damn reality shows for NY Mag.com this week:

“[Whitney] Port, on the other hand, existed mostly as the girl who chewed on her
pen before asking Lauren what happened last night, yet suddenly we’re
being asked to care that she’s going bi — bi-coastal, that is — for
People’s Revolution and bonding with a manufactured posse of gal pals
who are no doubt just as mentally aimless as their fearless leader.”

Also, get off our lawn! Read more at NY Mag.com