NYFug.com: Katie Holmes’ Downward Spiral

Sometimes, a picture is worth 1,000 words.

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Of course, that’s never stopped us before, which is why we devoted more than 500 of them to the troubling issue of Katie Holmes’ addiction to baggy, saggy pegged jeans. It’s difficult to come up with a plausible explanation for this manner of pants abuse, but we came up with a few theories anyway:

1. Katie is too depressed to try. She’s not exactly
getting the Kidman treatment. Tickets for Katie’s Broadway debut
reportedly aren’t selling out, and aside from the Eli Stone
stint, Hollywood has greeted her return to acting with a resounding
yawn. Plus, having to flee your own home while Oprah talks to your
husband, lest he be tempted to couch-surf again, would tax any girl’s
spirits. Maybe pegged jeans are the new ratty sweatpants.

I’m sure if we’d known about this cardigan at the time, we’d have included that, too; somewhere in Heaven, Mr. Rogers is like, “Dude, I would NEVER have worn a fuschia sweater with red shoes. Does NO ONE understand?” But, one step at a time.

If you’d like to check out our other four theories, click on through to read the rest of “Katie Holmes’ Downward Style Spiral.”