Oscar Fug Carpet: Renee Zellweger

Oh, look, it’s Renee Zzzzzzz……

Sorry, I nodded off there for a second. Not that there’s anything empirically wrong with this; it’s a pretty cut, a dazzling fabric, and a lovely cool metallic hue. But doesn’t it feel like we’ve seen this a thousand times before on her? Okay, maybe not with that exact haircut — which Renee has GOT to grow out before someone comes up to her and asks what it was like to be one of the Von Trapp sons — but the rest is so cookie-cutter Zellweger. It has such a strong aura of been-there-done-that even Carolina Herrera herself probably had to take a No Doz to finish the assignment. Try some sleeves for once, Renee. Or a wig. Poke your legs through a stuffed Simba. Hell, at this point Renee could wear Bjork herself, and I’d applaud her for being refreshing.