Oscar Post-Party Fug: Adam Brody

Back in the day, I was deeply into Adam Brody. I was even given a tee shirt reading “Mrs. Seth Cohen.” This was Season One of The O.C Adam Brody/Seth Cohen, who, as I’m sure we all remember, was almost too cute to bear, unlike latter seasons’ iterations of the character, who became almost too aggravating to deal with, especially since it seemed that Cohen was totally phoning it in. I’m of the belief that you have to give a show more than 13 episodes before you’re allowed to feel like you’re too awesome for it, myself. But that’s all neither here nor there. What is both here and there is my theory that Brody is either deeply depressed about something, or honestly does think he’s too painfully cool for school. Check it out:

Kid, it’s the OSCARS.   At least shave your neck.