Oscar Post-Party Pregnancy Rumor-Mongering: Sarah Michelle Gellar

Today, apparently, has inadvertently become the day that I squint at my computer screen and ask the people on the TV if SoandSo looks pregnant to them. So far, none of them — not Martha, nor Amanda Woodward, nor anyone on The Hills — has answered me. But in this case, I don’t think I need outside confirmation:

I mean, am I right? SMG totally has a Prinze, Jr. Jr. in there, right? Because, while no one is a bigger fan of the comfort and ease of the Floaty Waistless Goddess Tunic than I am, this particular dress really only works if you’ve got something to hide. So let’s all send a hearty pre-confirmation congrats to Smidge and her man: their child will surely be quite cute, and will probably be able to kick my ass before kindergarten.