Oscar Red Carpet Live-Blog!

But of course we’re live-blogging the red carpet for the Academy Awards! We haven’t turned Amish, or anything. We’re typing up a storm over at Vulture! Please join us there for all the shenanigans.

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	Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Scare – FOX News