Oscar Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum

I hate to step on Tim Gunn’s lines, but this IS a whole lot of look. Also, I’m concerned. Gather round:

Klum, of course, is one of those women who can get away with wearing a lot of things, and I admire her work on behalf of heart disease in women (which is why she’s wearing red), but this looks a bit…overworked, shall we say? It’s kind of like what would happen if origami had a baby with those aluminum foil swans they wrap your leftovers in at various restaurants. And then got dunked in a vat of nail polish. And took a drunken lap through the accessories department at Excessive R Us.  And then…okay, I guess that’s it. But isn’t that enough? Or, rather, too much? I thought so. Thank you. Carry on!