Oscar Fug Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker


SJP: And what are YOU giggling at, Matthew?

MATTHEW BRODERICK: I’m just… hee… suddenly craving gumballs.

SJP: Very funny.

MATTHEW: Do you think your sister Glinda the Good Witch could conjure a few for me?

SJP: Ha ha…

MATTHEW: Or some Milk Duds?

SJP: Right, or how about some Junior Mints, I’m telling everyone my dress is a gentle “barely mint” color? I get it. You are SO hilarious.

MATTHEW: Look, I told you not to wear a giant boob shelf that had sprouted a tutu. You are not in a ballet called Silicone Valleys.

SJP: THESE ARE VERY REAL.

MATTHEW: Yeah, and you managed to make them look fake. That’s quite an achievement.

SJP: Can it, Ferris.

MATTHEW: That reminds me — just WAIT until you hear my stash of “cans” jokes.

SJP: Sigh.

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