Oscar Post-Party Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani

What’s going on with the not-quite-skirts, y’all? First Marion Cotillard, then Madonna, and now Gwen Stefani:

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Seriously, it’s like she stole the thatched roof off someone’s tiki hut, dyed it black, and hit up a funeral luau. Has she traded in Harajuku for Hawaii? I’d just appreciate a little warning so I can prepare myself mentally, in the event that she shows up on American Idol in a grass skirt and a coconut bra while a posse of 14 women in leis carry in a pig on a spit.