Have you ever wondered what Jennifer Hudson would look like if she were beamed into the opening credits of The Real Housewives? This is it. Her voiceover line would be something like, "When I said I was not going, I meant it." She would also be the best dressed Housewife, because this is fun. I merely wish this skirt didn't have such an aggressive slit. Sure, it means she can walk with ease, but walking is totally overrated.