Oscars Fug Carpet: Virginia Madsen

This is a toughie. Without the extra bib, Virginia would be added to our list of ladies with bodices that diverge dramatically from the direction of the skirt; with it, her chest looks like it ought to have a bottle of wine, a wheel of cheese, some olives, and gourmet crackers wrapped in there with it. And apparently whatever vehicle needed to make a quick getaway off of Keanu’s face ran over Virginia on its way out of Dodge.