Oscars Well-Played Carpet: Michelle Rodriguez

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Mar 11, 2010 By Heather AT 7:30 am

My chief references for Michelle Rodriguez are: 1) Girlfight; 2) Ana Lucia on Lost, where she was all gun-toting and stern and sticky and rained-on and mean; and 3) the time we saw her at the Marc Jacobs show and she was wearing her DUI ankle bracelet. So my mental image of her however unfair it may be, is always either bad hair or a snarl.

So: Hooray!
This is so elegant on her, and the necklace is really funky too. And her hair is brushed! Forget crabby old Ana Lucia — Michelle looks more like Winnie Cooper. 
… No, really, look at her: She DOES look like Winnie Cooper. Or maybe Winnie’s lesser-known sister, who jealously countered Winnie’s Math Doesn’t Suck success by publishing, like, Social Studies Sucks Even Less, or my personal favorite, the old crowd-pleaser Home Ec-cellent. Hey, with dumb wordplay like that in the title, you know I’d buy ten copies.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Well Played,
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