Oscar Fug Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker

Mar 8, 2010 By Heather AT 7:00 am

This dress was the subject of approximately fourteen tiny aneurysms at GFY HQ when Sarah Jessica hit the red carpet. 

It’s so musty and shapeless, like it belongs in an exhibit at the Ronald Reagan library: “And this is what the First Lady wore when she did the rumba with Mikhail Gorbachev at a United Nations fundraiser benefiting the purchase of larger desk chairs and an outrageous dry-erase calendar….”

“… and then sat on Raisa’s water glass.”
P.S. Somebody Tweeted us that SJP’s hair looks like Gary Oldman’s from Dracula, and FULL MARKS to that person, because that comment made our night — and also, I feel like BOTH the dudes staring at her skeptically in this picture are thinking the exact same thing.
As is her husband. 
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