This... is also sort of crazy. I keep coming back to Emma Stone, not necessarily because I think she would do this -- even Emma and her adventurous spirit probably understand that those shorts are wack -- but because she is one of the few actresses who COULD try this and have people debate it on its merits as opposed to jumping straight to, "She lost her mind down an acid wormhole." But if you closed that sucker up so it doesn't need the shorts, you could see... maybe a Rashida Jones, a Wiig if she weren't so addicted to whites, or maybe even an Olivia Wilde. Someone would probably belt it, also.