Paris Hilton’s New FugFF

Will someone please give in and put her on Dancing With the Stars already?

[Photo: Splash News]

Yes, I know having to deal with her on a major network on a weekly basis will be TERRIBLE, but think of it this way: you can very vigorously NOT vote for her, and maybe she’ll stop wearing this sort of ridiculous ballroom dancing gear out and about. That way, WE ALL WIN.