Peaches Fugdof

About six weeks ago, I went to Paris on a wee vacay — it was fabulous, thank you, and I am very envious of our Parisian readers. Your city is beautiful — and one of the best parts of the trip was seeing what kind of clothes were being sold. I saw many, MANY Kanye West Venetian Blind Glasses, copious acid-washed denim and many pairs of man harem pants. When I saw a pair of white, saggy crotched, demin man harem pants (marem pants?), I could not resist, and texted the news to my friend Jen. She immediately texted back, “OH HALE NO.” Which was exactly my reaction to the get-up of one Miss Peaches “DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION” Geldof, pictured below:

[Photo: Splash News]

SHUT. UP. This is so aggressively, purposely, ridiculously ugly. You might as well just wear a tee shirt that says, “I’m a total jackass.” Save us all a bit of trouble.