I love the woman’s face at the edge of this shot, as if she’s doing a double-take and going, “Wait, is that a  Jell-O salad on her arms?”

Don’t grow a fabric garden on your joints, y’all. The weird thing is, if she just smiled and chopped off the elbow blossoms, we might not be having this conversation.

Or would we:

Look, I know the red seam is supposed to add interest, but it just looks like the telltale blood trail that will lead to Whitney Cummings being arrested for minor cannibalism.

[Photos: Getty]