Phoebe Fugs, Part Forever

You know, after a long and unpredictable day of work, there’s something very refreshing about the very existence of Phoebe Price. I know that if she chooses to leave the house, she will be wearing something somehow noteworthy, either thanks to extreme shine, excessive nakedness, or overall over-the-top kookiness. Kind of like she’s constantly raiding the closets of the world’s flashiest ice dancers:

This costume, I like to think, was for a routine skated to an unholy mash-up of  Guys and Dolls’ “Take Back Your Mink”  and Donna Summer’s “Bad Girls,” punctuated by a brief poignant interlude to “Nights in White Satin.” And frankly, I would pay good money to see that.