I’ve Run Out of Variations on Phoebe Price.

Here’s the thing about Phoebe Price:

This photo was taken on Halloween. It SO EASILY could have been snapped on, say, Thanksgiving, or Veteran’s Day or National Sandwich Day (which is today, by the way! GO TELL A SANDWICH YOU LOVE IT). I mean, seriously, Phoebe? “Rear Admiral”? Give me a break.  That’s JV squad material, and you know it. I expected to see you walking up and down Robertson Blvd wearing one pasty with Jon Gosselin’s face on it, and one with Kate’s face stuck to the other boob, while reading a copy of Star and yodeling. This is like barely even trying, for you. In fact, I’m concerned. Are you depressed? Do you feel unwell? Do you have a brain fog that’s preventing you from giving Halloween your all? What is going on here? Maybe you should consult an expert — I’m sure Bobby Trendy could help.