Poker Fug

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time.

[Photo: Splash News]

After performing in Ibiza in this incredibly well-thought-out bra and panty set, which is clearly made to fit a child prostitute and looks like she made it out of Ace bandages and a purloined chandelier, our girl Gaga finally slipped her nips.

It’s actually starting to happen in the above picture, but the following is a bit less safe-for-work — although only a bit:

Awkward! I would feel bad for Gaga, had she not been tempting fate for nearly a year now. Seriously, her entire career has been dedicated to giving Fate the raunchiest lap dance of his life. So, kids, let this be a lesson to you: Don’t give Fate blue balls. That NEVER ends well.