Fug and Glory

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“Wait. HOLD THE PHONE. You’re telling me there IS no Ryan Cabrera biopic in the works? And I am not in a fight to the death with Johnny Depp for that part? And that Ryan Cabrera is younger than both of us so it doesn’t make any sense anyway? SHIT. April Fool’s Day was SEVEN MONTHS AGO. I am firing ALL of my people.”