Fugsie

Blech. It’s a gray morning where I am, to the point where it’s hard to get up the motivation to do anything other than lay on the couch and watch other people heroically exert themselves in Beijing. And indeed, I think that’s all anyone else is doing, which accounts for why 90 percent of what’s out there are pictures of the Gossip Girl cast in school uniforms, Sophia Bush at the airport, and Jennifer Garner running out to the supermarket again. Probably to stock up on Doritos so she can stress-eat during the women’s all-around gymnastics.

And then, there’s Cassie:

[Photo: Splash News]

Coincidentally, this is exactly what I wear every night for the live Olympics broadcasts. Nothing says “U.S.A! U.S.A.! OH MY GOD HALF THE CHINESE TEAM IS TOTALLY LYING ABOUT BEING SIXTEEN — IF THAT KID IS NOT SECRETLY TWELVE I WILL EAT MY PANTS. COME ON KIDS, DON’T FALL! Awwwww, crap” like leggings and a shirt made of muppet.